City Tumblr Themes
Bollocksology

Struggles with the ratio of toothpaste to toothbrush.



1/304 Next





blxck-diamonds:

this is my favorite thing on earth







This show.


unclefather:

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black





i-am-superjohnlocked:

allthingshyper:

the-cunning-fire:

This is just so pleasing to watch. 

THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE

two types of people




laughing420:

girl problems





"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves."

William ShakespeareJulius Caesar (via feellng)



tastefullyoffensive:

[via]



voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain