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Struggles with the ratio of toothpaste to toothbrush.



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An ideal question for a trivia quiz.






flowrescentonyx:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING




londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

Everyday




nickelbackthatassup:

you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job





Jesus Christ almighty.



thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

Yes I remember swine flu because I got it twice because I’m an unfortunate cunt.




easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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Or just faint laughter from anyone who’s educated…




whackintosh:

real pain is having to wash your hair after a good hair day






relahvant:

majestic